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Post by minibaby on Jun 17, 2010 9:46:28 GMT -1
What goes in pink and hard and comes out soft and sticky?? Bubblegum. Wife says to Husband "u make love like u decorate." Husband replies "Very slow and professional?" "No" she replies "i have 2 finish the job myself!" what do you call 1000 nuns in a warehouse? virgin mega store Amy winehouse bumps into jeremy clarkson and asks 'what d u do?' clarkson replies 'i do top gear' amy winehouse says 'aww i'l have 3 grams pls'
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Post by minibaby on Jun 17, 2010 18:52:31 GMT -1
My car broke down today!As I was pushing it to the side a guy stops!And ask did your car break down?Nope its such a nice day thought I take my car for a walk!
Two Nuns were cycling down street. One Nun says to the other: I've never come this way before." The other Nun replies: " Oh, it must be the cobbles."
Jack And Jill Went Up The Hill ,So Jack Could Lick Jill's Fanny, But He Had A Shock When He Saw Her Cock, Coz Jill's A Fucking Tranny
a nwe sudty sowhs 99.9% of ntuarlaly hrony popele can raed ayntinhg? Kepe tihs giogn yuo hrony bggeur!!
Little boy crying in tescos. Man says " are u lost"? boy says "yes" man says "whats your mummy like"? boy says "big cocks and Bacardi breezers
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