Post by belhaven on May 24, 2010 0:26:08 GMT -1
Hi its Sunday and I've been on the old Moonshine again.
I have just won my own spaceship - it said click here to enterprize draw!
So now I get to be in command - I don,t have to be nice to everyone and be polite all the time like I did and most of you mere mortals still do - infact I intend to annoy as many of you as possible on the basis that If you have a problem - well its your problem -not mine! I don't really want to know - unless its funny! Now I can join the space race and start flling in those Black holes that occur occasionally between ears.
(this mischief + power thing feels really good !!)
- I will get my retalliation in first!
From now on You will know me as...
Captain Slurp!
Stardate xx. Just learnt fellow trekkies, that we have been infiltrated by aliens At this stage we arent sure whether they are
vulcans, vegans, veggies or vagrants!
The monitor just shows the "V" and then 1970,s like interference.
Its life... but not as we know it!
We must therefore be aware that careless talk on this channel could endanger our operatives in the field - but they are expendable!
We famously sent out a patrol of 5 on Kinder - the original idea was to take a dog along, but that soon got kicked in the head!
Surprisingly, they all survived the initial onslaught, though a couple suffered sheep stroke, three earache and one was last heard shouting "bring it on" but then mysteriously disappeared overnight! One soiled his trousers in the bog and was later was disciplined by the Minister of silly hats. Yet another, found new confidence and had actually had a liaison before most had even turned up for the Sunday walk! What a (Catherine Tate) liberty!
The inter galactic time warp epicentre must be near Dovedale as observers noted a marked decline in The Monsal area though 2 members were mysteriously beamed up to a higher plain and though not seen again had at least had communication with starship command before disappearing.
The following are coded messages for our undercover operatives in the field :
Buzzlightyear : There is no C in pub. S says SO!
Bananamunchaz : Pick up the used skins
Cremilio : Expect Pincer movement next weekend!
Joe90 : maintain radio silence you may be needed for future missions
FemmeFatale : Yes it does look big in that, but maybe not in the US.
Well my bladder is empty now. I hope I have irritated or annoyed someone or I have been wasting my time.
Anyway will apologise whether I have or not.
I have just won my own spaceship - it said click here to enterprize draw!
So now I get to be in command - I don,t have to be nice to everyone and be polite all the time like I did and most of you mere mortals still do - infact I intend to annoy as many of you as possible on the basis that If you have a problem - well its your problem -not mine! I don't really want to know - unless its funny! Now I can join the space race and start flling in those Black holes that occur occasionally between ears.
(this mischief + power thing feels really good !!)
- I will get my retalliation in first!
From now on You will know me as...
Captain Slurp!
Stardate xx. Just learnt fellow trekkies, that we have been infiltrated by aliens At this stage we arent sure whether they are
vulcans, vegans, veggies or vagrants!
The monitor just shows the "V" and then 1970,s like interference.
Its life... but not as we know it!
We must therefore be aware that careless talk on this channel could endanger our operatives in the field - but they are expendable!
We famously sent out a patrol of 5 on Kinder - the original idea was to take a dog along, but that soon got kicked in the head!
Surprisingly, they all survived the initial onslaught, though a couple suffered sheep stroke, three earache and one was last heard shouting "bring it on" but then mysteriously disappeared overnight! One soiled his trousers in the bog and was later was disciplined by the Minister of silly hats. Yet another, found new confidence and had actually had a liaison before most had even turned up for the Sunday walk! What a (Catherine Tate) liberty!
The inter galactic time warp epicentre must be near Dovedale as observers noted a marked decline in The Monsal area though 2 members were mysteriously beamed up to a higher plain and though not seen again had at least had communication with starship command before disappearing.
The following are coded messages for our undercover operatives in the field :
Buzzlightyear : There is no C in pub. S says SO!
Bananamunchaz : Pick up the used skins
Cremilio : Expect Pincer movement next weekend!
Joe90 : maintain radio silence you may be needed for future missions
FemmeFatale : Yes it does look big in that, but maybe not in the US.
Well my bladder is empty now. I hope I have irritated or annoyed someone or I have been wasting my time.
Anyway will apologise whether I have or not.