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Post by belhaven on May 18, 2010 22:51:16 GMT -1
went out with a girl once who had Eczema, she had a cracking pair of tits....
Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? The Ultra-Sound guy. Who takes his place when he's off? The Hip-Replacement Man.
As a teenager, I would always practice taking bras off girls with one arm. Those amputees hated me
Internet dating: the odds are good but the goods are odd.
They're bringing out a new Barbie doll called "Internet Barbie", which is really a fat guy claiming to be a hot blonde
Just spent three nights in hospital with premature ejaculation. Don't laugh, at one time it was touch and go!
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