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Post by minibaby on May 13, 2010 17:18:37 GMT -1
Teacher asks little Tom "Why is your cat at School with you today?" Tom replies crying "Because I heard the milkman say to my mum when your kid is at school today I'm going to eat your pussy....! A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his penis. Lady asks "What are you?" He replies "I'm a fireman" "But you are only wearing a glass jar" says the lady. "Exactly. in an emmergency, break glass, pull knob and I'll come as fast as I can....!! Mick Hucknall's been arrested after being caught shagging a rabbit. A police source said he was holding back the ears and singing the bunny's too tight to mention
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