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Post by minibaby on May 5, 2010 15:37:35 GMT -1
Walked past the fridge earlier and thought I heard and onion singing a Bee Gee's song.... But when I opened the fridge door... it was just a chive talking! I saw one of my mates the other day, he's only got one arm bless him. I shouted "Where you off to?" "To change a lightbulb" he replied. "That's going to be awkward isn't it?" I said "not realy" he replied "I've still go the fucking receipt, you sarcastic bastard!" ;D It was the happiest day of my life. Arrived at church. Wife waiting at the altar. Walked up the aisle. Kissed her on the cheek. Smiled. And closed the fucking lid.... The BNP have released their new campaign slogan... "Don't unpack... you're going back..... I'm voting for them!!! After years of investigations into 911, the Americans found out it wasn't muslin terrorists who attacked the twin towers, it was two irish builders fitting a door on the 44th floor. The door wouldn't fit, so Mick told Paddy to fetch a plane and take a bit off the top....
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