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Post by minibaby on May 18, 2011 13:55:13 GMT -1
Two eggs boiling in a pan, one egg says to the other.. "I've got a huge crack!" the other egg replies "Stop f***ing teasing me, i'm not hard yet!" After examining his patient, the doctor says "mrs Smith, I think you have acute angina" Mrs Smith replies "thankyou for the compliments Doctor, but I would rather you tell me what's up with my heart" Anyone had any luck with their tickets for olympic stadium ?? I did, i got 55,000 tickets for west ham v doncaster rovers My mates call me popeye. Not because I've got big strong arms. But because I once dipped my cock in olive oil. ;D Paul - these are for you - I know you will have missed my jokes!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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